Older Teens Take Over This All-Kids Animal News Edition

posted by Newspaper Boys @ 9:47 AM
March 22, 2012

 HURRY!  HURRY! HURRY!  Get the latest news from us, the Newspaper Boys and Girls Association, Intl (NBGI).  The younger kids are on sort of a strike cause we ain’t done no animal stories lately. So us older ones are in charge.

 They knows it’s so much going on everywhere, but they still say the boss must give more assignments ‘bout animals, hungry sea life, beached dolphins, exploding pythons, and stuff.  So I promised to pass it on!

 But first, let’s start with our classified section.  Our staff still needs to fill the position for an “Outer Space Science Person.”  Now we need a sound and military specialist to investigate these eerie sounds disturbing people in the U.S. and elsewhere.

 OK, as for everyone else:  Dr. Jael is working on our sister blog:  worldscollide-culture-christianity-endoftime.com.  Boy, the stuff there is new, exciting and a bit scary.  You ought to check it out real soon.

 Information keeps flowing into Ally I. Feermeno about Japan’s nuclear radiation-earthquake-volcano problems.  She is also working on recent leaks at nuclear power plants in the U.S. and other countries, as well as on Russia’s recent threats to use nukes in the next war––and that in view of the fact that Russia has moved its armament to Syria to aid in oppressing the people there.
 As they keep up with new diseases appearing and reappearing across the globe, Maleekie Ambularie and Ad Versery Bored are bracing for attacks of Lyme disease from “black-legged ticks” in the northeastern United States.  Also, they are preparing a full report on what they say is a soon to  come global water shortages.

 And they are working with Mr. Butterman on population starvations, food shortages, food poisons and geo-engineered foods trial for world-wide food needs.

 Sarah Newsworthy and Wendy Weathersbee are working overtime to cover what they call “weird weather everywhere.”  But Sarah is turning weather news over to Wendy this summer ‘cause she expects an outbreak of volcano explosions and earthquakes as the earth poles tilt more and more.

 While they have prayer meetings, John, Jude and the prayer partners are stressing the urgency of prayer in these last days.  And Rev. Repriestly is too.

 And Ida B. Wells, IV keeps a watchful eye on the U.S. economy as well as on fragile economies in Europe and other countries.  But she says look out!  Something big is going to blast open financial markets sooner than we think!

 In fact, all of us feel that way.  Our news carrier kids around the world all say they are holding their breath, waiting for the next “big one.”  All of us––reporters and delivery boys and girls––sense 2012 is going to be the year that all of everything breaks out.  But our leaders, Jael and Rev. Repriestly, remind us always to wear wholesale Christian kids t-shirts that talk about faith, cause whatever happens, we got to remember that “the just shall live by faith (Hebrews 10: 38).”

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