Conference Call: These Times Call for Emergency Action

posted by Uncle John @ 13:18 PM
October 26, 2011

 John: Alsright younses I’s called alls sher ‘gether for dis sher mergncy meet. We’s git prayers askens from evryone – dems news boys en gurls, dis sher Wendy Weathersbee, Maleekie ‘bout des sick peoples, Sarah’s beggin dat we’s pray for the U.S., Ally Feermeno asken urgent prayen fer nuckelar safety, Ida Wells ‘bout dem kids protesten agin new poverties en urs countres, en Jael’s job o keepin it tagether.

 Jude:  So we’s must git da prayen!  I’s call meetins en my place Mondeys, Tusdeys en Fraydeys.  En I’s keepin’ da Earth End-New Beginning prayen’ list.  Bea: En I’s got da Lades Auxilery Gills comin ta mines place fer prayen evry Tusdeys en Saturdeys efternons.  Jude’s geven me da list en I tells em lades what we’s ta pray fer.  I tells em we’s ain’t got no mo times for flowers en stuff!

 John:  Da’s good.  Da’s good.  Maybelline en Ethel al’s got repertin’?

 Maybelline:  I’s sure do.  I’s told da thar pastor, I means I ask’d em nice-like if ours church culd ples gets back to Wednesday night prayen.  I told em ‘bout Jael en dem’s Earth-End peoples en how dey needen help en prayen.  He’s seyen o.k. so now we’s en da hollow prays evry Wednesdey evenin’ en Friday nit too efter choir practice.  I’s gittin ours girls ‘gether aft noontim’ fer prayen too!

 Ethel:  Da’s good ideas. Da’s good ideas.  Well I’s gon out en da neighborhod, en got dem moders and granmoders da come da mines house eber day fer prayen et two da four.  En Friday nit’s we’s pray till da Lord seys to stop! Dis country en da world es en trouble, but des don’t see or nos et.

 John:  Oh my!  Des es alls soo wunderful.  So lit’s use dis phone time to prays agin too!  “Der Lawd, we’s come agin da esk You’s da fergive ourses sins ‘bout not prayen haryd en ernest fer al des yars.  We’s now try’en da change.

 Jude:  En Lawd we’s dank ya fer dis shar prayen folk comin’ t’gether on dis phone time.  Lawd we’s pray agin des diseases killin da chillen en poor folks o’er seas.  We’s ask Ya ta plese heal da chillin’ en plese stop dis sher plague jus lik Ya did fer Moses and dem otheren en da Bible.  We’s depends on Ya Father da heal!

 Bea:  Yas!  En Pa Pa we’s needs morse funds fer sendin’ da docs en nurse peples o’re dhere fer medecins en do send morse needen work ens.  Plese Lawd!

 Maybelline:  Yas Sir!  Der Lawd plese wakes ups mo’ o des churches da prayen’ Sir.  I prays wid John asken Ya to fergive des no prayen churches, and askin’ You’se do plese lite en fires under them. Fathar, plese wake ‘em ups!

 Ethel:  Fathar Youse tells us da go da ‘dem hiways en biways en makes em peoples comes da Youse prayen da be sav’d.  Plese helps us Fathar.  Youse Bible prophecies seys Youse comin’ soon.  Lawd we’s can’t gits ready without Youse.

 John:  En all God’s chillen says ‘Ahsmen!’  O.K. let’s reperts tomorrew, sim’ tim’ fer praying.  Sees ya all den!  Keeps et it, en keeps prayen’.  Fer eber.  Amen!

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