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Newspaper Boys and Girls Pinch-Hitting Thanksgiving Week

posted by Newspaper Boys @ 9:00 AM
November 20, 2012

John J., Jr.:  Once West Nile Virus, and the Meningitis thing sprang up, Jael put our Global Warming Conference on hold.  Then she had us lookin’ for stories on people who died with same-lookin’ ‘sympteems’, but “were misdiagnosed.”

    And just as as we was knee-deep in down-loaded copies of news stories, morgue notices, doctors’ summaries, with medical terms we didn’t understand––Hurricane Sandy hit.  And you guessed it!  She has Newsworthy, Ad Versary, all of us doing triple-time on Hurricane fall-out.

Sissy:  Take it easy on Jael John J.  We’s all worken hard, startin’ with Jael herself!  We’s dependent on cell phones and a few emails trying to keep up with scores of private citizen volunteers working out of churches have organized themselves into relief teams as military troops have left.  Very little help is coming from the Salvation Army, Red Cross, and the usual folks the country expects.

Allie:  What I want to know is how come the country wasn’t better prepared for storms like Sandy.  Scientists and folks like us been warnin’ them ‘bout Global Warming for years. No excuse to not be better ready.  Some folks don’t have toilet facilities, drinking water, heat, clothes––just bare things you need to live.

John J.:  You’re right Allie:  Lt. General Russel Honore who took command in straightenin’ things out after Hurricane Katrina says that it takes long-term work and planning to help these victims.  It just can’t be done in a few weeks.  But people up North in New York and New Jersey don’t seem to understand that.

Farley:  Yep! You’re right Allie.  And the docs are just beginning to look at the sewer filth now washin’ up, and the sicknesses that’s gonna cost.  And news reports say city engineers don’t know how to stop that stuff from spewing out.

John J:  Anyhow, Dr. Ad Versery says he is working on results of the House of Representatives subcommittee investigating shenanigans goin’ on in that FDA, Massachusetts health people, and them alleged criminals at that New England Compounding Center.  He says it seems like no one is in charge of medicine now.

Arlene:  Has anybody seen what’s happening with West Nile Virus?  The Centers for Disease Control said last week that now the disease is in 48 states, with a total of 5,128 cases and it has killed 229 people.  So these mosquitos are still bitting even in colder weather? Why can’t these science geniuses come up with vaccines for these viruses anyway?

Rev. Reprieslty: Oh my goodness kids.  Sounds like things are getting worse, not better.  If there were ever a time our nation needed The LORD Jesus, it is now.  It’s like we’re in a war zone, but we just don’t know it.  Do you remember Hosea 4: 6 from our Bible verse cards:  “My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee . . .”  Let us ‘stand in the gap’ for the United States and turn to God in prayer and repentance!

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